Diplo & Switch latest release. Major Lazer is a Jamaican commando who lost his arm in a secret zombie war in 1984. He now has a repurposed experimental lasers as prosthetic limbs. When he is not working as a renegade soldier for secret governments Major Lazer owns and operates a Dancehall nightclub in Trinidad. You would have heard this albumalready if you had been there.
JERUSALEM - An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress she said had almost $1 million inside,
setting off a frantic search through tons of garbage at a number of landfill sites on Wednesday.
The hardest-working actor in show business was found dead in his hotel room today in Bangkok where he was making a movie. The ageless Carradine, son of character actor John and half-brother of actors Keith and Bobby, was, incredibly, 72. From Caine to Cole Younger (in The Long Riders), he played many legendary figures.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
-Murray Head
Treasure Bath!!!!! We will miss you big Dom!!!
First patient pull out the skull remove the cancer
Breakin' his back chisel necks for the answer
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power
Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex
With power meters and heaters gauge anti freeze
Octagon oxygen aluminum intoxicants
More ways to blow blood cells in your face
React with four bombs and six fire missiles
Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols
You may not believe, livin' on the Earth planet
My skin is green and silver, warhead lookin' mean
Astronauts get played, tough like the ukelele
As I move in rockets, overriding, levels
Nothing's aware, same data, same system
Chorus
Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter x4
-Dr. Octagon
Sea levels are rising. Ice cubes the size of American states are melting into the ocean. Enjoy your weekend.
U.S. President Barack Obama (L) laughs with Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi (C) and Russia's President Dmitry Medvedev as they pose for a family photograph at the G20 summit at the ExCel centre, in east London April 2, 2009. Silvio later claimed that one of his famous dirty jokes still works like a charm
Dogfish Head is introducing their 75 Minute IPA. The beer is a blend of their 60 and 90 Minute IPAs with a special whole leaf cascade dry-hopping session and re-fermented with maple syrup in the firkins.
FARC in Venezuela?
A secret document of the US Army National Ground Intelligence Center, recently declassified in part, through the application of the US Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), confirms that the Pentagon's most powerful team for psychological operations is employing its forces against Venezuela.
You are really gonna need a parking lot miracle now peoples!
CEOs for the music industry giants TicketMaster and Live Nation failed to reassure Senators Tuesday that the merger of the ticketing and event-promotion companies would lower concert ticket prices and benefit the public.
Boston, MA: In Beantown yesterday for his new exhibit at the Insititute of Contemporary Art, artist Shepard Fairey was arrested on outstanding warrants for allegedly tagging various properties.
Boun Compleanno a te...
The man in black gets covered and covered and more covered. For better or worse? Decide for yourself.
New York - Lil Kim is unhappy with her portrayal in the forthcoming biopic Notorious.
Big's Mom says, "that's her problem".
Producer Wayne Barrow says, "Our job as producers ... was to deliver for three individuals. That's his mom and his two children.
Everybody else: Stand in line, buy a ticket and enjoy the show."
Happy Holidays from our elves to yours.
Do you remember that game you played when you were young and everyone shut their eyes and passed around a peeled grape and it felt like an eyeball? Well imagine that game, except instead of passing round a peeled grape; you're eating various severed parts of a vile gas-swollen corpse--but they're all cakey and delicious. That must be what dinner at Kittiwat Unarrom's is like every night.






















